5:51 PM | •
A 24 year old British internet entrepreneur is auctioning her hand in marriage. She's been really busy with her business and thinks this is the best way to reach a lot of men. You just know this is going to end in some kind of lawsuit.

3:32 PM | •
Looking for a mask? AnyMask.com has tons of different masks for all your masky needs. They have fencing masks, Mardi Gras masks, and my personal favorite, Mexican wrestling masks.

12:22 PM | •
The Laughlab presents the results of their search for the world's funniest joke. Number 1 with 47% is:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up.

"Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."

Watson says, "I see millions of stars, and if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"

11:27 AM | •
My man Irving's back in town and we saw Lord of the Rings last night. Pretty damn cool movie. We got there a little late, so we didn't see if any people wore costumes. I think it would've been really cool if some dudes in Star Wars costumes came along and started a fight. You know, like something out of West Side Story. Star Wars! Rings! Star Wars! Rings! And then the Harry Potter kids come in...

12.19.2001

5:52 PM | •
Some of the student designs for the Michelin-CSS Design Competition are really incredible. I especially like this wheel. It's so outrageous, it's cool.

4:40 PM | •
I'm a pretty liberal guy when it comes to tattoos and piercings, but this body modification is just too much. Dave and Ryan are identical twins; Dave voluntarily had his right arm amputated and surgically reattached to Ryan's right side. Check out that picture! Weird. I still can't decide who got the better end of the deal.

12.17.2001

8:25 PM | •
I got a summons for jury duty again. That's the 3rd time this year, they must really want me. I don't think I can get excused again this time, cause I'm out of school and I only have a part-time job. Whatever, I think I'll just go. Nothing else to do. Maybe I'll meet a cute girl there.

5:39 PM | •
A captured member of Al Qaeda claims that other members of the terrorist group gained employment at Microsoft and tried to plant trojan horses and bugs in Windows XP. What the fuck? Most people at my school couldn't get hired by MS. And I'm sure it can't be that easy to just put bugs into Win XP without anyone noticing. This guy's full of shit.

12.16.2001

12:05 AM | •
The trailer for Panic Room, David Fincher's next film, is now available.