10:57 PM | !!
Religious Cousin Ruins Family's Christmas. Heh heh, I have 2 religious aunts. Luckily they're not as bad as this. Although one of them gave me a subscription to some weenie Christian magazine for Christmas a few years ago.

10:42 PM | !!
(One more from SatireWire) Employee-Slapping Widespread, Effective.

"It's simple math," explained Jeffrey Baines, a senior marketing manager at United Parcel Service. "Right now, in my department, I've got six people under me. That's only six people I can slap. My boss, he has 96 people under him. I want his job."

10:37 PM | !!
Nation Having Hard Time Giving Shit About AOL-Time Warner Merger.

Continually bombarded by news that the AOL-Time Warner merger would create the world's first fully integrated media and communications company — a potentially anti-competitive Goliath that could dominate broadband interactive services for decades — the majority of Americans have no idea what I just wrote, and they don't care.

9:36 PM | !!
There's still hope for our teen-pop dominated society: Trent Reznor was voted Artist of the Year in Alternative Press magazine. And Limp Bizkit was voted one of the worst of the year. All is well now.

On a side note, what's with the Se7en DVD? I got a gift certificate for Borders, and I've been to 3 different stores now and they're either sold out of Se7en or they never carried it in the first place. It's pissing me off. I don't believe the movie's that popular.

11:44 AM | !!
I saw the coolest thing yesterday: A yellow Beetle with a license plate that said YLW SUBB, a Beatles sticker in the rear window, and a license plate frame that said "We all live in a..." I really have to admire that guy (or girl)'s thoroughness.

12.27.2000

11:44 AM | !!
DVD File has a big 2000 year in review article, including staff picks for best and worst DVDs, best video quality, best special edition, and so on.

12.25.2000

3:07 PM | !!
I'm surprised translucent blue wrapping paper wasn't big this Xmas.