11:53 PM | !!
Something to liven up a dull Saturday night: wavs of the 25 greatest Simpson's quotes.

11:37 PM | !!
Firms Hire Jerks to Improve Customer Service. They're basing it on the same theory of hiring hackers to improve security. Makes sense.

6:59 PM | !!
Awww, how sweet: Muslim rebel marries his hostage. And here's the best part of the story, the guy is also known as Commander Robot.

6:09 PM | !!
What's with this eBay For Dummies book? Who buys this stuff? People! Bidding on other people's junk does not require a $20 manual.

5:45 PM | !!
I spent most of the day taking pictures for my photo class. I never realized the difficulty of shooting 36 good, high quality pictures that I'd want to frame. So I said 'fuck it' and shot 36 pics of my cock. Just kidding, it's 36 shots of my asshole.

12:42 AM | !!
I was at an Asian supermarket when I was in Sacramento last week, and the impulse items rack had these Oreo cookie ripoffs called Stereo cookies. I wanted to get some just so I could have the wrapper as a souvenir. I mean, what's cooler than stereo cookies? Quadraphonic cookies?

8.11.2000

11:14 AM | !!
I like this website about the development of the Resolve system. It's a simple idea, adding handwritten notes to pictures, but it looks so cool.

10:52 AM | !!
Shit, I'm at work right now and I keep falling asleep in my chair. It's not a very comfortable chair either. I think I'm gonna leave early today.

8:50 AM | !!
Visiting Gore Calls Pennsylvania 'A Hellhole'.

"And what's the big deal with the cheesesteak sandwiches? They taste like shit. I wouldn't feed them to the dogs they're probably made out of."

8.10.2000

8:40 PM | !!

Did you ever see these people who drive with their headlights on in the daytime, because they think it's safer? You know what would be fun? To smash head-on into a guy like that, just to show him that his idea doesn't work.

On the hotel "How-did-we-do?" form, write, "The maid offered to blow me for some candy," and "The room service waiter thrust his hand down my pants and manipulated my schwanz."

5:11 PM | !!
After 3 years of college I finally get a cool assignment. For my technical writing class, we have to build something with 20-30 Lego pieces. Then we have to write directions on how to build it without using pictures. That's gonna be so much fun. Lego's are the greatest toy in the world. I had all the cool space sets, including that big monorail. I think my mom gave all my Legos away to one of my loser cousins.

4:25 PM | !!
Man, I really wish someone would make an Electronic Fart Detector. Ah, here we go.
[ Believe it or not, this link came from my new boss ]

11:34 AM | !!
How to give librarian scabs a hard time. "Call the Library and ask the most outrageous, hard to answer questions possible.....questions that will take a long time to research." My personal favorites:

-What was the official cause of death for Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols? (Johnny's not dead.....Sid Vicious is. But do YOU think that a library scab would know that?)
-What are the movies in which both Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn appeared?

2:57 AM | !!
Weird, it's 3:00 AM and I'm not the least bit tired. I think I'm turning into a mutant. Yep, 4 hours till I need to wake up.

8.8.2000

11:00 PM | !!
Ha ha, they had it coming: Record Co's Sued Over CD Prices.

6:19 PM | !!
My roommate was so bored today he made bread. He says the bread sucks too. I'll take his word for it.

9:13 AM | !!
You gotta love it when stuff like this happens: 19 year old Macaulay Culkin has "temporarily separated" from his wife of 2 years.
[ From Jejune.net ]

1:32 AM | !!
Coyote Ugly looks so cheesy that the only thing that can save it is nudity, but it's PG-13! Not even strong language!

12:37 AM | !!
Darn, my Opera trial period ran out and now I can't use it. All my blog bookmarks are in there too, goshdarnit, I don't want to copy them out. I think I'm gonna buy it. In the meantime, it's back to stupid Netscape and cruddy IE. (The preceding post was rated PG)

8.7.2000

8:59 PM | !!
Dan's Data has a review of the Sony Mavica MVC-CD1000, that digital camera that uses cds for storage media. Still seems like a weird idea to me, and that camera's huge for a non-SLR.

6:22 PM | !!
Goddamn, I go away for a few days and this happens to my kitchen:

6:12 PM | !!
My Opera trial period is about to expire. I'm seriously considering buying it. So far I'm satisfied with it. It supports most plug-ins like flash and quicktime, and the majority of websites look good on it. However, once in a while I come across a website that won't let me in cause it says Opera 4 is a 3.0 browser. Well, fuck 'em, I don't want to see their crummy sites anyway. Opera still crashes when I exit though. I think it might have something to do with the Litestep I'm running.

1:27 AM | !!
Hmmm...I should probably go to sleep soon cause I have a photography class tomorrow at 10:00. That's gonna be so cool, I loved photography when I took it in high school. I dunno if I can go back to film after going digital, though.

1:09 AM | !!
This just screams White Trash: "Off-braining while off-roading."

8.6.2000

9:56 PM | !!
Alright, I'm back. I'm sure no one missed me. San Francisco was fun, although I didn't have enough time to do everything thing I wanted. I went to the Metreon Thursday night. Microsoft has a store there, which was neat in a megacorporation kinda way. Surprisingly, it wasn't all Microsoft products. I really want a laptop now. I also went to Sacramento to visit my cousins. Sacramento was just hot, that's all I have to say.